Fri, Jul 3, 2009, 8:56 PM

How many inches does your hair reach past your shoulders?

Are you a male or a female? Male Female

- If you're a male: Have you ever gotten flack for having long hair? No Yes

- If you're a female: Have you ever gotten flack for wearing no makeup? No Yes

Are you over the age of 40 and still have not cut your hair? No Yes

Do you have a brownie recipe that includes ingredients you can not get at the local A&P? No Yes

Is your dwelling decorated with any of the following: beads hanging from the door, a lava lamp, Fillmore posters? No Yes

Do you have a bean bag chair in your "groovy pad"? No Yes

Bean bag chairs were very popular furniture among hippies and bean bags are rising in popularity again nowadays, so get yourself some new bean bag furniture or a some comfy foam furniture.

- Is the bean bag chair is the only piece of furniture you have? No Yes

Does your dwelling have all of the above? No Yes

Is your home is decorated with homemade art? No Yes

Do you do pottery? No Yes

Do you know how to do macramé? No Yes

Do you know how to do the macarena? No Yes

Were you at Woodstock? No Yes

- Do you think you may have been at Woodstock, but aren't entirely sure? No Yes

Who is your favorite Beatle? John George Ringo Paul None, the Beatles were over rated

Do you have fire drills to practice getting all your Grateful Dead tapes out of the house? No Yes

How many state lines have you crossed on your longest road trip to see a 60s era musical artist or band in concert?

Have you ever traveled to another country to see such a band or artist? No Yes

Were you affected personally by Jerry Garcia's death? No Yes

Do you know what bag you're in? No Yes

Do you own an incense burner? No Yes

Do you own, or have owned a VW bus? No Yes

- If so, was the bus painted multiple colors? No Yes

Do you play the sitar? No Yes

Have you ever written a song protesting war, bucking the establishment, or containing a reference to illegal drugs? No Yes

- Have written songs about all three? No Yes

Were you actually alive in the 1960s? No Yes

Do you really, really wish you had been alive in the 1960s? No Yes

Do you believe that "All You Need is Love"? No Yes

- "And a good medical plan"? No Yes

Does the word "trip" not make you think of a vacation? No Yes

Does the word "man," pepper your conversations? No Yes

Have you used the word "groovy" or the phrase "Can you dig it?" with a straight face? No Yes

- If so, have you ever used both in the same sentence? No Yes

Have you taken part in a peace march? No Yes

Have you ever started a petition? No Yes

Have you ever taken part in a sit-in? No Yes

- Have you done all three? No Yes

Have you ever received junk mail addressed to "dear radical"? No Yes

Do you think "social action" is a frat party on a saturday night? No Yes

Do your children have names like Windsong, Freedom or Peace Love Understanding Smith? No Yes

Do you wish your parents had named you Peace Love Understanding Smith? No Yes

Do you say "thank you" when someone calls you a hippy? No Yes

Do you say "Groovy man, like, you think I'm a hippy? Far out, can you dig that?"? No Yes

Do you wear Birkenstocks/Earth Shoes? No Yes

Do you make your own sandals? No Yes

Do you have a bumper sticker reading "save the whales", "think green" or has dancing bears on it? No Yes

- If so, are such bumper stickers holding your car together? No Yes

Are you a vegetarian? No Yes

- If so, do you call yourself a "vegetarian" just because you stopped eating Big Macs? No Yes

Do you smell like patchouli? No Yes

Have you ever sold any hand-made item in the parking lot of a concert? No Yes

Do you think money is the root of all evil? No Yes

- "And may the devil smite me with it"? No Yes

Do you think Jim Morrison's poetry is profound? No Yes

Do you think John Lennon's drawings are art? No Yes

Do you like Bob Dylan's singing voice? No Yes

Have you ever heard of Jim Morrison, John Lennon or Bob Dylan? No Yes

Do you have a necklace with either wooden beads, seeds, a peace or yin yang symbol? No Yes

- Do you have all of the above? No Yes

- Did you used to have all of the above but you gave them away or traded them for concert tickets? No Yes

Is your computer screen name or password is related to a 60s musical performer? No Yes

Are the only cds or records in your collection that were recorded after 1980, recorded by artists who were most famous in the 60s or 70s? No Yes

Have you ever been to San Francisco? No Yes

Did you ware flowers in your hair? No Yes

Have you ever lived in a commune? No Yes

- Did you quit the commune because you were tired of being the one to do all the work? No Yes

Do you own a tie dyed article of clothing? No Yes

- Did you dye it yourself? No Yes

Do you own any clothing items made of hemp? No Yes

Have you ever practiced Transcendental Meditation, seriously studied Eastern religion, or been a Jesus freak? No Yes

- Have you done all of the above? No Yes

Have you ever had a chemically induced spiritual experience? No Yes

Did you vote for Ronald Reagan? No Yes

Did you get this far but forgot to choose an option for each question? No Yes